The Truth Never Set Me Free, So I'll Do It Myself

iamlyndsey:

If you’re going to Slam Dunk north, you will probably find me getting my dance on at:

  • Straight Lines 2:45-3:15 (Jager)
  • Lower Than Atlantis 3:30-4:10 (Jager)
  • Say Anything 4:35-5:20 (Jager)
  • Motion City Soundtrack 5:45-6:30 (Jager)
  • The Audition 6:40-7:20 (Redbull)?
  • Funeral for a Friend

This set list sounds like Lyndsey should be very wasted on many jagers quite early…

Anyone casually passing by Cinnabon in Leicester Square / Lakeside/ Cambridge and fancy bringing me one to Bristol?!

Anyone casually passing by Cinnabon in Leicester Square / Lakeside/ Cambridge and fancy bringing me one to Bristol?!

Just went for my first run in almost a year on the swamp that is the downs… I’m covered in mud, my lungs are on fire and I think I may die… Happy birthday to me!

Just went for my first run in almost a year on the swamp that is the downs… I’m covered in mud, my lungs are on fire and I think I may die… Happy birthday to me!

‘I wish I could see an owl at night and a chicken in the morning’

‘do dogs like apple juice?’

‘will we have the same room in the lake district as we did when we went to Paris?’

Just a few of the things the child sitting behind me has said in the past hour. Sometimes they are amusing after all.

Or £2.99 for a gin and tonic… If I was hungry I’d still choose the gin and tonic! Someone at Birmingham new street is having a giggle!

Or £2.99 for a gin and tonic… If I was hungry I’d still choose the gin and tonic! Someone at Birmingham new street is having a giggle!

£2.45 for a single scotch egg…

£2.45 for a single scotch egg…

2 Broke Girls

A new series I’ve discovered on 4od:

Meet Max and Caroline, two girls from completely different backgrounds.

Sassy, streetwise Max Black works two jobs just to get by, one of them waiting tables during the night shift at the retro-hip Williamsburg Diner.

Sophisticated Caroline Channing is an uptown trust fund princess having a run of bad luck that forces her reluctantly to give waitressing a shot.

Despite her initial reservations about Caroline, Max eventually softens and the two women strike up an unlikely friendship.

Although they can barely afford their rent, they soon begin to plan an exciting business venture together. All they need to do to open their successful cupcake company is find $250,000 in start-up expenses.

As the girls take on one expensive city, New York (or Brooklyn, to be exact), they prove that life can be fun, even if you are flat broke.

SERIES SYNOPSIS

Two girls from opposite ends of the social spectrum both wind up as waitresses in the same colourful Brooklyn diner.

On paper they are poles apart, but the two strike up an unlikely friendship that could lead to a successful business venture.

All they need to do is come up with $250,000 in start-up expenses, in this comedy from award-winning Sex and the City writer Michael Patrick King.
(text: http://www.channel4.com/programmes/2-broke-girls/4od#3321959)

I think it has potential and can add to my growing list of programmes I can watch whilst not doing all the work I have to do…

Waking up to find you’ve been sick in your recycling bin is not the one :(